And someone else is beyond stupid for saying something he really shouldn’t have.
God, when will I ever stop loving you all~?
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a coffee date with daddy-dearest.
I’m pretty sure I’m gonna live forever!
Well, I’d like to be your friend..that’s gotta count for something, doesn’t it?
And I’m pretty sure that the song Forever Young doesn’t apply to you.
I’m bad news, kid.
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…Are you saying I’m going to get a disease and die?
Well, maybe you just got hurt by someone. Wanna talk about it?
No, but everyone dies, no use in avoiding that one.
From what I know, you’re not Dr. Phil nor a therapist, and I hardly know you. So, it’s none of your concern.
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But I’m low in fat and boylicious.
Love is made with love! All you have to do is dream.
And have things in your system that can cause health problems later in life. You have fun with that, yeah?
Dreaming has nothing to do with love. If it did, I’d be engaged.
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Why? It has 0 alcohol content!
But…it’s made with love?
The stuff that makes it diet makes it bad for you, sweet cheeks. I suggest you stop drinking it.
Nothing’s made with love these days.
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But…it’s Mountain Dew. Don’t you like that?
Dew is amazing.
The last time I had Mountain Dew, hell, I don’t even remember what happened.
Diet sodas are actually worse for you.
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But if you fall asleep, who’s gonna drink my other can of Diet Double Dew?
Diet Double Dew-..
I hate Diet sodas…
And dew.
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Stay awake, stranger!
I’m exhausted, sweet cheeks. I’m calling it a night.
